Mittwoch, 19. Januar 2011

Laws of marriage

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

- You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10

- No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

- Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

- You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

- Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

- Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

- On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

- When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7

- The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7

- The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - - Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

- It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

- There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

- Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10

Kommentare:

Alice hat gesagt…

Ich lache Tränen :D Kindermund....

DeefromCG hat gesagt…

Ooooh super, ich liebe es!

Darf ich das auch auf meinem Blog posten? Wäre super wenn Du mir kurz bescheid geben könntest ob Du was dagegen hast, vielen Dank! LG Doro

TheBeautifulSideOfLife hat gesagt…

Ich kenn das gleiche auf Deutsch und als PowerPoint. :o) So lustig..

die grosse hat gesagt…

Ja ja, Kindermund tut Wahrheit kund ;-)

Ansonsten erkenne ich mich in deinen Hochzeitsbeiträgen wieder. Auch bei uns war schon länger klar, dass die Hochzeit nicht mehr soweit weg ist. Aber auch ich bestand auf einen Antrag -seit Dezember sind wir nun verlobt. Allerdings wollen wir noch in 2012 heiraten und schaffen die Planung aber nicht vor März in Angriff zu nehmen. Bin gespannt wie es bei euch weitergeht und für welche Location ihr euch entscheidet.

Grüße